Never poke a sleeping dragon, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchap.
Rincewind leaned against his side of the wall. No, of course, Twoflower never wanted to cause any trouble. Some people never did. Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, “What happens if I do this?” Interesting Times, Terry Pratchett (via herrissyvoo)
Slartibartfast: Is that your robot?
Marvin: No. I’m mine.
Arthur: Well, if you call it a robot. It’s more like an electronic sulking machine.
Slartibartfast: Bring it.
Marvin: “Bring it. Bring it.”
Slartibartfast: On second thoughts, leave it here.
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